Is it bad to want the girl from The Ring, or Ringu for all of those who actually watched the original version, as a pet?
And I will name her Fluffy and she will be mine.
I will even get an old Japanese well installed in my backyard complete with enlarged hamster water sipper filled with blood/cherry koolaid. She will even have some shredded paper in the bottom to nest in and because I want nothing but the finest for her, I shall garnish it with camel entrails so she can keep warm….you know, kinda how Han Solo wedged Luke into the ton-ton?
And she will be my Fluffy.