Holy crap! I think I just broke my vagina!
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A fellow nurse responding to the question “Are you okay?” after tumbling over a Bair Hugger. I seriously aspirated my gum and a solid portion of my surgical mask.
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Before the chopper landed? Oh the usual—playin’ angry birds, wondering whether or not I remembered to take the porn out of the DVD player.
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Fellow adrenaline junkie with too much caffeine and not enough to do.
…..Nice.
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Never drive a motorcycle at night through bear country.
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A bold surgeon in the middle of hip surgery.
Why this was a thought that needed to be expressed while malletting (malleting? or however the hell you spell it) a femoral stem, I will never know. But it is logged in my heart forever right next to the ever awesome, “Don’t ever skip while eating goat cheese.”
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