Running with Scissors
Holy crap! I think I just broke my vagina!
A fellow nurse responding to the question “Are you okay?” after tumbling over a Bair Hugger.  I seriously aspirated my gum and a solid portion of my surgical mask.
Before the chopper landed? Oh the usual—playin’ angry birds, wondering whether or not I remembered to take the porn out of the DVD player.

Fellow adrenaline junkie with too much caffeine and not enough to do.

…..Nice.

Never drive a motorcycle at night through bear country.

A bold surgeon in the middle of hip surgery.

Why this was a thought that needed to be expressed while malletting (malleting? or however the hell you spell it) a femoral stem, I will never know. But it is logged in my heart forever right next to the ever awesome, “Don’t ever skip while eating goat cheese.”