Is it bad to want the girl from The Ring, or Ringu for all of those who actually watched the original version, as a pet?

And I will name her Fluffy and she will be mine.

I will even get an old Japanese well installed in my backyard complete with enlarged hamster water sipper filled with blood/cherry koolaid. She will even have some shredded paper in the bottom to nest in and because I want nothing but the finest for her, I shall garnish it with camel entrails so she can keep warm….you know, kinda how Han Solo wedged Luke into the ton-ton?

And she will be my Fluffy.

thedailywhat:

Craigslist Ad of the Day: Craigslist Seattle brings us the most over-the-top ad for a crappy used car EVER:

“Never in your life has a car made you so appealing to the opposite sex. I know what you’re asking yourself, ‘Am I man enough to handle a car this flawless?’ The short answer is no. I tried to be. I grew my beard to unreasonable lengths, trimmed my fingernails with [a] belt sander, ate nothing but lumber for 6 straight days and knocked a polar bear unconscious.”

Sadly, the ad has been flagged for removal.

[adweek]

Just. YES.